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Crotch Kick - This is a site that Mike launched a little over three years ago, and was just too lazy to keep going for longer than three months. He thought for certain that it had been permanently lost when he accidentally cancelled the account that it was previously hosted on, but imagine his surprise when it turned up (not unlike a bad penny) on a long-forgotten backup disk wedged in the back of one of his desk drawers. For his part, Mike is terribly embarrassed that any remnants of this site remain in existence, but he has agreed to make it available to the public, if only to have something to put on the "Features" page that has led to a lame "under construction" page for far too long. We do hope you find this glimpse into Mike's sordid past as enjoyable as he finds it uncomfortable.

SITE: THEIDIOTTESTAMENT.COM      VERSION: 0.4      OPTIMIZED FOR: 1024x768
Questions? Comments? Sandwiches? Send them all to Mike and Phil. Phil likes mayonnaise and is partial to Reubens, BTW. Mike likes blue drinks and "anything with bacon in it"